832me: i'm hungry
my mom: it's because you spend too much time on the computer
me: i'm tired
my mom: it's because you spend too much time on the computer
me: i have a headache
my mom: it's because you spend too much time on the computer
me: i have to go to the bathroom
my mom: it's because you spend too much time on the computer
me: i just fell off a building
my mom: it's because you spend too much time on the computer
85950parents: get off the computer
me: excuse me, i'm a professional blogger have more respect
65449Someone: can I use your computer for a second
Me: what do you need I'll look it up for you
93717parents: wow you look gorgeous you are so beautiful
family: surely you have 14 boyfriends and boys falling at your feet
friends: omg you are soooo pretty
boys: i've never really seen this species of animal before
71"We’re not friends. We’re strangers with memories." - Unknown (via 4mbivalent)
28061popular person: hey
me: why are you making fun of me
515"Sadness gives depth. Happiness gives height. Sadness gives roots. Happiness gives branches. Happiness is like a tree going into the sky, and sadness is like the roots going down into the womb of the earth. Both are needed, and the higher a tree goes, the deeper it goes, simultaneously. The bigger the tree, the bigger will be its roots. In fact, it is always in proportion. That’s its balance." - Osho Rajneesh (via foxgloves)
